First, I somehow managed to sew the sleeves of my shirt together. The shirt I was wearing. Yeah.
Then, though I maintain that this was not my fault, I sewed a piece of fabric to the skirt that I was, again, wearing.
All this in my effort to sew a simple, paisley pillow.
Well at long last --

Look at what I have created! I, I, I have made pillow!!

I shall be resting on the laurels of this one for quite a while.