Or as my good friend Chad calls it:
False Advertising.
Things you need to know for this post:
1. Look sideways, it's a rose.
2. Tony hates Domino's pizza almost as much as he hates the Yankees. I love it almost as much as I love pedicures.
Premarital text
Her - I had the worst day! I can't wait to see you, it'll make me feel all better. :-)
Him - I'm sorry you had a bad day! I can't wait to see you either!! In the meantime, maybe this will cheer you up ~~~~~~<@
Her - Aww, that's so sweet!!
Marital text
Her - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her - I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her - I call being in a bad mood. All night. You can be in a bad mood tomorrow.
Her - We are having Domino's for dinner. You may not be mad about this (see above).
Him - Fine. At least use a coupon.
Him - Pepperoni on half. And get me chicken kicker's.
Her - Fine. Also: if you don't come home with wine, don't bother coming home.
Him - Like I hadn't figured that out.
True story people. True story.
